: Hi can I buy a vacuum cleaner ?
Dyson : yeah ... uhh here you go : By the way do you happen to know anyone who can make a megastructure around a star
Dyson : ur not gonna believe this
*advertiser spends billions a year and spies on me through 30 different apps*
"d-do you want to buy... *looks at my receipt for a GPU purchased yesterday* do you want to buy a GPU?"
Some very smart, talented, and creative friends of mine recognized that "herculean tasks" and "sisyphean tasks" seems a bit limiting, so they came up with some more.
I love these and have now collected them:
https://another.rodeo/tasks/
If you're confused by why The Guardian doesn't seem to know how to cover the far right, lemme tell ya something I learned not long ago.
Quick tread below
security researchers: "Here is poc for a new vulnerability. In order to actually exploit this vulnerability, you have to put two computers in the upper troposphere, make sure they both have the exact same brand of hard drive, turn them both on at the same time so the rng matches and then, once you have all that handled, you could abuse the rng to make an alert happen on the other computer. Right now it takes 257 tries to work but, with more research, we might be able to get it working more often than that as long as there's no cosmic rays bouncing off the RAM."
News coverage about the vuln: "NEW 0-CLICK VULNERABILITY FOUND THAT CAN LEAD TO REMOTE CODE EXECUTION. RESEARCHERS SAY STABLE EXPLOIT CODE COMING SOON"
The downside of not having an internal monologue is that sometimes (three femtoseconds after waking up) that void is filled by Vengaboys playing on repeat.
My wife has a complaint about the Time Bandits TV series. In the last episode they travel to Bingley in 1996 and visit a goth party. She says there were only 5 goths in Bingley in 1996, she was one of them, and they didn't have parties.
“Asked to clarify the discrepancy, a spokeswoman for the organisation explained that when a member of the public submits a complaint in a writing, it is considered as an “informal complaint” in the first instance, under Waterways Ireland’s Customer Complaints Procedure.”
No need to worry about Waterways Ireland’s wildlife protection commitments when they are home to so many Weasel Words.
Work is sending me for a pee test, but they didn't say if it was for accuracy or distance. I've got this either way.
ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ 200 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴋ.
ɪ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ 705 ᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ “ᴄᴀꜱᴛʟɪɴɢ” ᴀɴᴅ “ᴇɴ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴀɴᴛ” ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪxɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ-ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴜɢꜱ. ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟɪꜱɪᴏɴ-ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇʏ. ᴛʜᴇ “ᴄʟɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ-ᴛʜʀᴜ-ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ” ʙᴜɢ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪx ɪᴛ.
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ.
SpyCops Inquiry live feed cut off after former spy cop says that smearing people like the family of Stephen Lawrence was a security services (MI5) job rather than a police activity.
When feed returns, judge reprimands the lawyer and reminds them of their "orders"
https://youtu.be/tnV6hkqxz-w?si=5cbQSyqwN2KCftcw