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Computer Hacker.
Work @ https://sorcery.ie
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“i have been unfairly maligned for years for being the lectern guy” -the lectern guy

a long twitter post about how the lectern guy from january sixth is gonna try to get money from the DOJ lawsuit, and how his life has been ruined by being branded the lectern guy. the one problem is his display name is “The Lectern Guy” and his avi is him, holding the lectern he was stealing from the capitol and waving at the camera

I spoke to public radio's The World about Eurovision boycotts and why Israel uses Eurovision for propaganda.

https://theworld.org/segments/2026/05/15/boycotts-protests-and-rule-changes-rock-eurovision-anniversary

I unironically love this because it's the perfect analogy:
- you can only get 6 wild cards by cheating
- showing everybody your hand is the worst possible strategy
- it actually takes zero skill or strategy to play a wild card and you still managed to fuck it up
- this hand can absolutely be beaten by using Skip cards, reverse cards, +2 cards, and +4 cards
- and "having all the cards" in uno means you're fucking losing anyway

Donald Trump, a fascist pedophile dipshit that we allowed to run the country for some reason shows everyone he sucks at Uno also

@sj chaotic alignment was lacking so I created a chart
Lawful good: Coordinated disclosure on vendor terms
Neutral good: Coordinated dislosure with deadline
Chaotic good: Full Disclosure
Lawful neutral: Keep it private
True Neutral: Exploit to distribute patch
Chaotic Neutral: Exploit to distribute memes
Lawful evil: Sell to home countries security services
Neutral evil: Sell to broker
Chaotic evil: Ransomware

“THERE were two “Reigns of Terror,” if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the “horrors” of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.”
― Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

@da_667
Exploitation in a bash shell
Turtle power!

> Today Amnesty International Ireland and Human Rights First published their joint letter to the Irish Ministers for Transport and Foreign Affairs and Trade urging an end to the U.S. administration’s use of Shannon Airport as a refuelling stopover for unlawful removal flights by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE).

https://www.amnesty.ie/stop_unlawful_ice_removal_flights_through_shannon_airport/

3233. Make It Myself

title text: It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!

desktop link: https://xkcd.com/3233
mobile link: https://m.xkcd.com/3233
explainxkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3233

sensitive media
Single panel comic.

No hair is talking to hat and gesturing at two boxes labeled "sale" and "$80"

No hair says "They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks."

"Days of arguing about exploitability can save minutes of fixing the bug."

-- Socrates, on vulnerability disclosure

We are very close to inventing water from first principles

Coca Cola Dose in schwarz mit goldener Schrift. 
Zero caffeine. 
Zero sugar. 
Zero calories.

the phrase "bog standard" implies the existence of Bog NIST

The "Change my mind meme" with that one dude everyone hates. I can't remember his name but it doesn't matter because he now has a catte head. And he's sitting smugly at a table with a sign that says "CTI is just an expensive story time subscription for nerds. Change my mind."

In January, behind closed doors at the Pentagon, Under Secretary of War for Policy Elbridge Colby summoned Cardinal Christophe Pierre
— Pope Leo XIV’s then-ambassador to the United States
— and delivered a lecture.

“America,” Colby and his colleagues told the cardinal, “has the military power to do whatever it wants in the world. The Catholic Church had better take its side.”

As tempers rose, one U.S. official reached for a fourteenth-century weapon and invoked the Avignon Papacy -- the period when the French Crown used military force to bend the bishop of Rome to its will.

Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place
— and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Pope Leo XIV shelved plans to visit the United States later this year.
https://www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-pentagon-threatened-pope-leo

did you know? the google forms share icon has a stray pixel in its corner

why? because the icon spritesheet has a massive black triangle overlapping the icons

what is that triangle? it's a giant out-of-bounds hat!

"How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'? I mapped every one."
https://teybannerman.github.io/strategy/2026/03/31/how-many-microsoft-copilot-are-there.html

"A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to someone what Microsoft Copilot is. I couldn’t… because the name ‘Copilot’ now refers to at least 75 different things."

Circular graph from the article illustrating the interconnected ecosystem of Microsoft's Copilot products and features. It's ridiculous.

How annoyed are judges about getting filings with hallucinated citations? They are using ChatGPT to write limericks mocking the filers 🤖😵

https://flcourts-media.flcourts.gov/content/download/2486572/opinion/Opinion_2025-0843.pdf

 AI Spotted
There once was a litigant pro se,
Who let an AI lead the way.
It briefed every claim,
Cited cases—by name,
That vanished by morning’s next day.
Limerick on Pro Se Parties Using Artificial Intelligence (on file with the
Fourth District Court of Appeal) (generated by ChatGPT 5.2).

Here’s one of my more reflective poems, written while waiting for a train at a provincial railway station.

If I Could Have My Time Over
 
If I could have my time over,
I would do it all differently
and not treat each precious moment
with such disregard and flippancy.
 
I would use my time effectively,
I would think ahead and plan.
I would reserve my stores of energy,
and take charge when I can.
 
But it’s too late in the journey
for regret, too late to repent –
because there’s not a socket in sight,
and my battery’s on one per ce

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW BANKSY'S IDENTITY

STOP INVESTIGATING BANKSY FFS

INVESTIGATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE

Outlook's "sign in with app notification" feature is such an awful security footgun - it should not exist. It allows you to login to your email without any info, just clicking approve in the app, meaning you are just one misclick away from giving away your email. It gets enabled as an option by default if you install the Outlook app and I immediately started getting login approval requests.

New FOSS funding model just dropped

GitHub releases screenshot for Strawberry showing multiple Linux releases available but "macOS and Windows release is available on Patreon"

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