I bring you the most important paper ever contributed to the especially crackpot-prone field of Minoan studies. A paper that will defeat Reviewer 2 once and for all. A paper that I definitely didn't write based on ideas I had while direly ill with a flu.

academia.edu: https://www.academia.edu/128559713/The_Utterly_Unhinged_Elamo_Minoan_Hypothesis_April_Fools_

clean direct pdf: https://0xabad1dea.github.io/bin/Utterly-Unhinged-Elamo-Minoan-Hypothesis.pdf

#linguistics #archaeology #minoan #aprilfools #paper

@0xabad1dea I do not understand anything from this, but I like the energy and dedication.

@0xabad1dea Well, it's kind of out there, but it makes about as much sense as Finno-Ugric...

@0xabad1dea Published in April 1st?
Is this a joke paper?

@paninodesu it says *several* times, in *multiple* ways, to make sure no-one could *possibly* miss it, that it is an April Fool's paper published on April Fool's Day