I bring you the most important paper ever contributed to the especially crackpot-prone field of Minoan studies. A paper that will defeat Reviewer 2 once and for all. A paper that I definitely didn't write based on ideas I had while direly ill with a flu.

academia.edu: https://www.academia.edu/128559713/The_Utterly_Unhinged_Elamo_Minoan_Hypothesis_April_Fools_

clean direct pdf: https://0xabad1dea.github.io/bin/Utterly-Unhinged-Elamo-Minoan-Hypothesis.pdf

#linguistics #archaeology #minoan #aprilfools #paper

@0xabad1dea I do not understand anything from this, but I like the energy and dedication.

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I don't want to say it's aliens, but, it's aliens.

"Please hand me my cellphone."

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@0xabad1dea Well, it's kind of out there, but it makes about as much sense as Finno-Ugric...